Yo Momma Jokes
Hey, what you sayin' bout my momma, fool! Our Yo
Momma jokes are just plain nasty, then again, so is
yo momma! See what they've been sayin' about yo
Your mother is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn!
Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a
Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and
gets laid in the closet.
Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and
drag her through a tunnel to clean it.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she
sees people waving.
Yo momma's hair so greasy when she gets in the car the oil
light comes on.
Yo momma is a carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and
she's never been screwed.
Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese
Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road.
Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said
move your fat butt out of the way.
Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a park car.
Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the
answer popped out.
Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!
Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she
sees people waving.
Yo momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain
claimed her for the new world!
Yo momma's so ugly, when you look up "ugly" in the
dictionary, there's a picture of her!
Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed!
Yo momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she'll blow
Yo momma's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo Momma's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's
Your momma's armpits so stink she put on Right Guard and it
Your momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.
Your momma's house is so small, when you buy a large pizza
you have to go outside and eat it
Your momma's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her
Yo momma's got more mileage then a New York city taxi.
Yo momma's face is so pimply that her tears need a 4x4 to get
down her face.
Yo momma's so loose, she jerks herself with the fat end of a
Yo momma so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head
out the window and yelled ding dong.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so poor, she has to hang toilet paper out to dry.
Yo momma's so poor, when I stepped on a lit match in her
house, she yelled "Who turned off the furnace"!
Yo momma's so poor, she can't get rid of the roaches in her
house 'cause they pay half the rent!
Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden
floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.